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Mar 14
2009
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It's Official: Scoring a Goal is Better Than SexPosted by Andrew McNair in Untagged |
Almost a year ago, I wrote an article asking the world if scoring a goal was better than sex? As one can see in the response http://bleacherreport.com/articles/16561-scoring-a-goal-better-than-sex, the idea was widely received and many sided with my opinion of scoring goals being better than sex.
However, I am not a professional "shagger" and with my professional career limited to the South African lower leagues, I was unable to declare scoring goals as better than sex due to a lack of an expert's opinion.
So you can imagine my surprise as I'm flicking through April's issue of Four Four Two and find an interview with a porn star, who just happened to once be an England school boy international and is the current captain of Hollywood FC.
Danny Mountain is not only a professional porn star of hits such as To the Manor Porn but is married to one too. The very cute Eva Angelina, so I think we can take his word on matters involving sex. After all, not only does he have a sexy wife but his work involves countless beauties on an almost daily basis.
Not bad work if you can get it.
Mountain's football career came to an abrupt end as a teenager when a knee injury ended his professional dreams but he still plays for Hollywood's all star side most Sunday's so I think he is the most qualified yet to answer my year old question.
Is scoring a goal better than sex?
Danny told FFT: "Absolutely. I work with beautiful women from Monday to Saturday but the best time of the week is the 90 minutes of football I get on a Sunday."
Well, I can't say I didn't tell you so.
"Scoring a goal, to me, is simply the most satisfying rush on earth. I could even argue it's better than sex.
"If you have to work as hard for sex as you do to score a goal, then my friend, you are with the wrong woman.
"It doesn't matter which level you play at or even who you're playing against, but there's something about scoring a goal that just feels fantastic.
"Scoring a goal is arguably the best feeling, even better if you are a striker. We live on goals, with a goal on Saturday boosting us all the way till next weekend. It doesn't even really matter how it goes in-top corner or deflection-that feeling of relief, mixed with absolute pleasure is simply unequalled in my opinion."







